Funny jokes 😂😂😂 for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes , जोक्स इन हिन्दी

Funny jokes 😂😂😂 for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes , जोक्स इन हिन्दी
Funny jokes 😂😂😂 for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes , जोक्स इन हिन्दी

jaane woh Kaisa Hoga, Shayad woh Aisa Hoga,
ya Fir wesa Hoga,
Jyada mat Soch,
tere sapnon Ka Raja bilkul Johny liver jaisa hoga..😂😂😂😂

Funny jokes 😂😂😂 for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes , जोक्स इन हिन्दी
Woh aaye hamari Gali mein,
Bole Dil se Laga Lo!
 Dekha jab mummy ko piche Toh bole_
 bahan ji,
jute chappal theek karva Lo!!😂😂😂😂

Funny jokes 😂😂😂 for Whatsapp: Hindi Jokes , जोक्स इन हिन्दी
Mohabbat ek bar ho jaaye to
bholapan hai,😊😊😊😊
Dusri Baar ki jaaye to
apnapan hai,😘😘😘😘
Teesri bar ki jaaye to
deewanapan hai,😍😍😍
Ab bhi baj na aao to
kaminapan hai...!!😂😂😂😂

maa: beta, aaj kal light ka bil jyada kyon aata hai?
Beta: main Kabhi batlata Nahin...
par andhere se darta hoon main Maa.😂😂😂😂😂

Son: papa, sab log Shaadi Karke pareshan hai,
 to shaadi kyon karte hain?
papa: beta, akal badam khane se nahin thokar khake aati hai..

Billu MC to his worker: tune is saal mehnat se kam Kiya isliye 5000 ka bonus cheque de raha hun...
agar ISI Tarah kam karoge to agle sal is per sign bhi kar dunga..

Shaadi mein dulhe ke Sath barati kyon jaate Hain,
 kyunki bade kehte Hain,
ki Kisi ki Khushi mein Jao Na Jao per musibat mein jarur Jana chahie!!

Mummy eh  school ki Honda hai?
beta eh oh jagah hai 
jithe parents nu luteya, 
Te bacche nu kuttenya janda hai...

Santa: are aaj to 1 rs ke 3 Apple mile,
Banta: kaise
Santa: 1 rs ka 1 maine kharida 1 lekar bhaga aur 1 usne gusse mein piche feka to Maine catch kar liya

Santa- Baba koi aisa job batao,
Jahan mujhe kam Na Karna pade,
 log apna Kam khud Karen,
aur mujhe paise bhi de,
 Swami ji- ja Beta SULABH SHAUCHALAY KHOL LE..

Santa Raat late Ghar Aaya,
doston Ne poochha kyon biwi Ne Kuch Kaha?
Santa: kuchh khas Nahin yeh 2 dant to main vaise bhi nikaalne wala tha..

shaadi mein plate per tissue paper dekh ke DEHATI Ne socha yah bhi khane ki chij hai
 Jaise hi khane Laga
 to
 sab DEHATI chillaye 
oye mat kha,
 ekadam fika hai

Santa- aapka kutta to Sher jaisa dikhta hai,
 Kya khilate ho ise?
 Banta-woh Sher hi hai,
nalayak pyar vyar ke chakkar mein kutte jaisa dikhne Laga hai

Shastron mein likha hai,
 pati patni ek hi gadi ke do pahiye hai,
agar dono me se ek bhi kharab ho jaaye to gadi Nahin chal sakti,
moral:
Stepney rakho...

Sachin- Ghar mein Mera hi Hukum chalta hai,
Me kehta hun Garam Pani le aao,
aur woh le aati hai,
Dost-Garam Pani kyon?
Sachin- Garam Pani se bartan acche dhulte Hain!!

Zarin aur Katrina dono hi ek Jaisi Gori hai,
 jante ho kyon?
Socho 
Socho 
Nahin pata na?
kyunki dono ke naam mein RIN hai RIN de chaukane wali safedi..

Tum 
Acche 
Sacche
Sushil 
Sabhya
Buddhiman 
logon se dur hi rehna
Warna 
Woh bhi bigad jaenge.

Aaj ki taaza khabar- girls hostel mein Aag lag gai,
pass hi boys hostel ke ladkon Ne help ki,
Aag per kabu 2 ghante mein paa liya,
per ladkon per kabu pane ki koshish jari hai.

Pheron ke waqt pandit Ne mehmano se poochha:
"Kisi Ko is Shaadi se aitraz To Nahin?"
ek aadami bola: "mujhe hai"!!
Pandit: Tum chup raho, tum dulhe ho!!

Ek murgi market gai aur Kaha-
ek anda Dena....
Shopkeeper- Ande Ka Tum Kya karogi...?
Murgi- Mere Pati Ne Kaha hai 2/-rs ke liye Tum apna figure kharab mat karo!!

Tej dimag,
khubsurat chehra,
meethi awaaz,
Masoom aakhe,
perfect personality,
Khush mijaj Andaaz,
Ye To hui Meri baat aur batao kaise ho aap..!!

Beta- Papa bahar swimming pool ke liye koi donating mang raha hai....
Papa- oye bete koi baat nahin.... ek Lota Pani de de..

Mohabbat ek bar ho jaaye to bholapan hai,
Dusri Baar ki jaaye to apnapan hai,
Teesri bar ki jaaye to deewanapan hai,
Ab bhi baj na aao to kaminapan hai...!!

Teacher- Dekho bacchon ek Sundar ladki road par ja rahi hai,
ise Punjabi mein convert karo,
Student: oye kanjaro o vekho  "pataaka."

Santa- yaar, aaj meri girlfriend ka birthday hai,
use kya dun?
Banta- dikhne mein kaisi hai?
Santa- acchi hai,
Banta- to fir mera number de de

Jis aadmi ko sunai Na de use English mein kya kahenge?
Santa- Jo Marzi ke do...
 usko kaun sa Kuchh sunai dega!!!

Santa Ka baap UK se aaya aur usne poochha Teri Maa kaha hai?
Santa: woh to mar gai
baap: Sale tune mujhe bataya kyon Nahin?
Santa: Maine socha surprise dun

Santa ko rota dekhkar friend ne poochha kya hua,
Santa: bahut bada Dhokha hua hai,
maine 2 ton ka AC kharida,
Ghar Aakar tola to sirf 35 kilo Ka nikla.

Sunita: aaj apni wedding anniversary he, aaj butter chicken banate he,
Santa: kyun bhai,
Galti to humne ki he,
 saza bichare kukkad ko kyu de...!

Santa- mobile mein kuch mp3 load karna hai,
Servicing man- memory card hai?
Santa- Nahin ration card he....
chalega?

very senti message,
maa: beta, aaj kal light ka bil jyada kyon aata hai?
Beta: main Kabhi batlata Nahin...
par andhere se darta hoon main Maa.

Girl- kya kar rahe ho?
Boy- makhiyan maar raha hu,
Girl- kitni Mari?
Boy-  3 female 2 male,
Girl- kaise pata..?
Boy- 3 beer bottle par the aur 2 phone se chipki thi!!

proposal of 4th class boy to 8th class girl. 
boy- I love you 
Girl- stupid I am older than you,
Boy- I am madly in love with you,
Girl- get lost,
Boy-didi please.

Agar question paper tuff Lage ya samjh mein Na Aaye,
To
1 gehri saans Lo aur 
Zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna hai
To exam kyon lete ho?

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